Author Archives: Arsalan Ahmed

About Arsalan Ahmed

Arsalan is the TISF Publications Secretary for the year 2005-06.

If not the daily Dawn… then Quackonline!

Posted on August 21, 2009 by Arsalan Ahmed

Nothing special… just an opinion This is in response to Irfan Hussain’s “Moral Black Holes Of Our Times” published Saturday August 15th 2009 among the editorials. Unfortunately, this never got to see the light so I figured why not just … Continue reading →

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ZOMG!

Posted on July 24, 2009 by Arsalan Ahmed

… And after almost an eternity… I return! Feels good to be back… though I highly doubt I’m getting a warm welcome, didn’t really leave on a very pleasant note. So… for those of you who know me… “Howdy”… and … Continue reading →

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I Am Writing… Only To Be Misinterpreted Once Again!

Posted on February 18, 2008 by Arsalan Ahmed

Yet another time I find myself in the midst of a controversy after expressing my views in my manner. Nonetheless, it is still my responsibility to clarify all that which is being misinterpreted with much enthusiasm. So here it goes; … Continue reading →

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Keachar Feature IV – Industrial Sludge Makes Keachar Couture

Posted on October 25, 2007 by Arsalan Ahmed

Ahhh it feels good to be back after D!’s D!sgraceful D!ownfall and a prolonged voluntary sabbatical! A job hunt can sometimes be quite a dirty experience. Who might have ever though that even the oooh so sacred textile and fashion … Continue reading →

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Keachar Feature III – I Like To Capitalize My Ds

Posted on May 14, 2007 by Arsalan Ahmed

Back from the toilet. Excuse me… but I have weak digestion, especially when it comes to heavy food! And if there are some of you who thought that was alright, well then I’ve got more lined up. No it’s not … Continue reading →

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Chor Machaye Shor

Posted on May 9, 2007 by Arsalan Ahmed

Well not actually. It’s the one who gets robbed who makes the noise rather than the robber! So the string of on-campus robberies continues and an innocent soul is tortured yet again. And this time that innocent soul is none … Continue reading →

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Keachar Feature II – Eenton Ke Saath Pakaorhay

Posted on May 7, 2007 by Arsalan Ahmed

While Prince Charming Nomzy Pomzy might have a fetish for fulfilling girly chores for his lovely, I seem to be developing a fetish for talking about people whose nicknames end with ‘zy’. Like Firzy Pirzy… any guesses on who this … Continue reading →

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