By Hassan Khalid (TS3)
As the hot summer is on its way, issues which are even hotter are brewing within the premises of our campus. Nopes, I am not going in to the clumsy details of the elections but the ongoing state of vengeance between the two genders (guys and the girls).
During the last two weeks, a couple of such strife has been reported but right now I am going to unveil just one. Two guys from third year (sciences) were having shakes at the shake corner of Iqbal Ahmed Student Center and the poor chaps less knew that they about to have electric shocks along with the shakes.
All of a sudden, Amir (the peon) approached these two revealing them startling news that the disciplinary committee wants to hear by them as soon as possible. Little did they know that some girls from designing (hiding their names for some sacred reasons) had alleged them of being paparazzi lurking around the campus (well good news for the Hollywood stars, they are not the only one being harassed) .In short the 2 guys met with the news that they had been involved in the wicked act of taking hidden pictures of those girls with the help of their camera fitted cell phones.
A member of the disciplinary committee took swift action and made his level best in checking out any required proof and after a detailed checking he would say eloquently “I know you guys very well as I also have been through the same phase, may be u have hidden or deleted those pictures.”
A burning comment from the guy (being blamed) came along with all the sarcasm saying that the girls who have blamed us arenâ€™t worthy of being photographed (a debatable topic).
And it was rebutted by another member of DC as what do u guys think of yourselves, are u models or something (well dudes at least I am of the view that u 2 can model in my private fashion ramp). The whole issue resulted in the baseless alleging of the girls and the innocence of the boys.
That was it, I am sure that many out there are will be ready to give my article a bad name, but the idea behind this writing wasnâ€™t to lull you readers out there with some lullaby or to mock at the girls kittenish act and also not to turn guys attention towards their virility at stake but to make every one realize such acts bring nothing but a state of uncertainty that is always ready to trigger itself to abhorrence. So my advice the girls is to do nothing but to stuff your brains with some delicious nuggets of trust and broadmindedness.
This is being said on behalf of me without being obnoxious that I am not a chauvinist.