Quite recently, in an institute far far away, news spread that TMM4â€™s Beauty + Brains managed to singlehandedly get two of her fellow classmates suspended for a week, and lived to tell the tale (to everyone it seems, for by the time it actually gets published on Quack, har kisi ko tau pata chal hi chukka hoga).
So how did this fascinating event take place? Reliable sources tell us that this student was present in a certain quiz whereas the entire class of TMM4 was carousing around the fair grounds of TIPâ€¦ and thus managed to cross safely another stepping stone on her way to a 4 GPA. According to the same source (who, may I add, is VERY reliable) the carousing members of her class gave her quite a hard time about it to which she replied in a very lady-like way â€œF*** off!â€ One of her classmates, who happened to be a female (to make matters more extreme) coerced two of her friends into harassing the girl by saying â€œopen invitation de rahi he, bhaee!â€ Aur bhaee-on ko bhi lagta he invitation ki zaroorat nahi thi, puhanch gaye sar peâ€¦!
So the end story is that the girl who had initially used the offensive term took her case to Mr. Umair Saeed and the two highly unfortunate young men are now suspended with the charge of alleged sexual harassment and the female instigator of the scene and the lady who initially reported the case got away with a warning. Sach kehte hain ke aurat hi fasaad ki jarr heâ€¦!
Now the question is, will this issue end here; or will the next two sequels be Return of the Jodi and Revenge of the Ditz?