Featuring Sajjad!

daveme.gifSo this kid wanted his name in Quack! He asked for it. Yes he did. So that’s what we’re doing. The kid wants to be famous. He thinks having his name on Quack!, will make him famous. Yes yes Sajjad from TS1-something. We don’t know the section Why would we know the section he never told us. All he wanted was his name. These new kids. They’re not even new anymore! Damn, it’s been almost two decades.

Come on man! There are better things to write about. There’s so much happening. But no! No one’s going to come up and write anything. Instead, this kid! He has the GLOBEs (to explain the magnitude) to come up and ask me to write his name on Quack!

Ok there’s not much more I can write here. I think two paragraphs of Quack! Are enough to make someone reasonably famous.

Writers usually get more fame. You hear that Sajjad! Anyone else wants their name on Quack!? Huh?

Image source: David Simmer II’s

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21 Responses to Featuring Sajjad!

  1. Rameez Ahmed Khan says:

    Well……sajjad…gud work….if u want ur name on quack…do write something yaar….!!!!

    dont just try 3 be famous like this…..

  2. Aasim says:

    You’re so right Rameez. This one person is affecting the reputation of all the freshmen.

  3. TS3 says:

    This is the same guy who in presentation of Shamim Noorani said President of Sri Lanka was Bandra Gandhi and Ms Shamim Noorani was so flushed at it one could see her veins oozing out.
    He is a nice cute guy anyway.We love you SAJJAD.
    TS3

  4. sajjad says:

    Yar Asim BHai this is So funny[:)] i mean i ws ntot serious nd i even thout k ur also not serious n u did it!its Awsome.Lolzzzzz.I’ll b giving u sum of my stuff soon…..Cheers

  5. arsalan ahmed says:

    hey…. i want my name up on quack tooo…. :p……
    oh oh oh…. time for some exploitation…..
    @ TS3 well there aint any girlies in ur class so ur obviously a boy…….so cud u explain what u mean by… “He is a nice cute guy anyway.We love you SAJJAD”……. :p

  6. arsalan ahmed says:

    by the way… nice upgrade…… like the duck….!

  7. Hira S. says:

    (:D) this is the cutest little pointless article ever

  8. Rameez says:

    whtever we say….Sajjad iz a nice kool guy..!!!no dought abt that…..

  9. Aasim says:

    We’re glad you think so Hira. :)

    To be honest, this cute little piece is attracting a lot of attention from the first years. I think we need to feature more of them in future if we are to get them involved.

  10. Aasim Ahmed says:

    And yes, Sajjad is a nice cool guy. Everyone agrees to that.

    See dude, they like you. They really like you!

  11. sajjad says:

    Oh Yeah!I Accept for being lame but thts my game baby.Lolzzzz

  12. HAziq says:

    Yar hez da niciest guy around TIP.Always there to help.lUv Ya brother

  13. Sara says:

    Well guys i m not in tip but my cute sweeet frd is so i’ve go2 tell ol of ya HEz one of the sweetest guys i’ve ever met nd he is jsut 2 good[:D].Muah!

  14. arsalan ahmed says:

    itni zyaada mithaas……?

  15. YAr yeh chill tareen banda hai[:)].my wifeeeeee i m proud of u…..lolzzzzzz

  16. AmM-1 says:

    what is this shi*?
    ;)

  17. tmm1 says:

    Amm1 is jealous of sajjad! attention seeking amm1

  18. Aasim Ahmed says:

    And TMM1 is envious of?

  19. Hira S. says:

    tmm 2.

  20. Furhan says:

    Lol!

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