Back from the toilet. Excuse meâ€¦ but I have weak digestion, especially when it comes to heavy food!
And if there are some of you who thought that was alright, well then Iâ€™ve got more lined up. No itâ€™s not Frizy Prizyâ€™s afternoon menu. I meanâ€¦ I Do have a life! Itâ€™s TS2-D!â€™s natural affinity for Drag. I meanâ€¦ I really Do have a life!
Okay so guys cross-Dressing and then pretending to be supermodels were probably still remotely acceptable. But these D! people really crossed the line this time with extramarital affairs. Or should I say itâ€™s their sub-conscience silently whispering homosexual D!esires into their ears. How D!emented is that! Oh wait. I forgot. Theyâ€™re from TS2-D! These D!esires are inherent! So; what was the play called. Desperate Housewives?
Seriously, what is wrong with the men at TIP? Why canâ€™t they pretend to be men or straight, just for once? And why canâ€™t the women be more confident and act on stage? Jab number barhhane hote hain to barhe barhe D!raamein karleti hain!
So yes. with men in D!rag, Iâ€™m not surprised the annual D!ay was a D!rag too. I wonder where they got themselves waxed from. Bhabi’s? Since when did Bhabi’s start grooming men?
I heard the AC also got D!/c halfway through all the D!rama? And as a result the fourth year designers were deprived of their rights, once again! Oh well. better D!eprived of rights than a minD!
And this isnâ€™t how the â€˜Golden Nightâ€™ endedâ€¦ keep your D!iapers on; thereâ€™s more D!rama! So I also heard that a nearby residence had been robbed and to avoid the police at the Toll Plaza, the D!aakus Sought refuge in TIPs gloomy shadows. Maybe that explains a whole lot about the sudden increase in on-campus robberies! Anyway, in an attempt to protect all the girls in the girlsâ€™ hostel and the D!rag Queens in the boysâ€™ hostel, everybody was shifted into the boysâ€™ hostel. Yes you heard me right. For the first time in TIPâ€™s history, the girls where officially allowed into the boys hostel â€“ the emphasis on officially allowed! â€˜D!hak D!hak karne lagaâ€¦ mora jiyara Darne lagaâ€¦â€™, only it wasnâ€™t Madhuri, rather it was a bunch of male D!espos D!irty D!ancing with their maler companions.
From D!esperate Housewives to D!esperate D!ormmatesâ€¦ still trying to figure out which oneâ€™s more D!eranged – food for D!arrhoea!