TIP is an institute where you will find students from all parts of Pakistan. These students make up a very unique culture which is rarely found in other universities. These different breeds of students have varied characteristics. The three prominent characteristics are
# the Burgers,
# the Jatts, and
# the Bun Kababs.
Although they are less in number than the other normal students, they still manage to be in the limelight. Apart from these three, there are many other breeds of students as well, such as
# the Khalifaas,
# the Chatnees, and
# the Maylaas.
We all know very well about these six breeds and there is no need to define them further and waste your precious time. You can always contact your seniors if you want more information about them.
Introducing a new breed, the ‘Silent Jackals’
Actually, I want to introduce you to a hidden breed of students found at TIP, the The Silent Jackals” . Although they are so few in number that one can count them on one’s finger tips, they happen to be the most deadly.
They are found in all kinds of groups, even mixed up in the other breeds of students and sometimes seen wrangling in pairs. You never know what they are up to until their work is done. They are very good brain washers and quite capable of changing your way of thinking. They are generally slow starters and wait for the right chances and opportunities upon their prey: quietly observing, sharply aiming at their goal and when the time comes they explode with a great big bang out of nowhere. They are the real culprits behind all the mishaps.
Now you might be thinking what their aims are and why they do all this. It could be anything, fame, fortune, reputation, GPA, PR and or the up coming TISF elections. In short they want to be in control of everybody and everything around them without letting anyone know that they are the backstage players. Their mind starts working from where others stop. They are the real policy makers among the students. The so called “khalifaas” are just the pawns in their game, and no doubt the Jackals are good chess players of a different board, the real board. You will never know when they use your shoulder to fire at someone else.
Be aware you could be their next prey. They could be sitting beside you right now. Maybe they’re your good friend. Yes your very own friend, who is so nice to you and helps you with your troubles. Have you ever tried to know why? Remember he is the jackal, the one who stabs you in the back.
By now many of you would have realized who they are and what are they up to and those of you who haven’t, well don’t bother to use your knee, oh pardon me, I mean your head, you are definitely not one of them.