So, Elections eh? That’s probably all you’ve been hearing for DAYS , every other person is talking about elections and they’re being discussed on every table. And I, as usual have been doing some observing the way people act during elections. I have very carefully classified them into different groups. Before going any further I have to say, although I won’t be taking any names this one is probably going to offend some people soo yeah, take it all with a grain of salt.
These are a very commonly found species in TIP, every other person here, is basically a chaura.. It’s like we have a never ending Olympiad of being chaura going on where every other person, little or big, black or white, junior or senior, students or even some of the management and faculty *please don’t get offended* will be giving epic displays of the said chaurapan. but when it comes to election,you can identify them easily as they will be will be laughing, making fun of the opposition panel/candidate, passing sarcastic remarks and acting like they’ve won the elections already.
These are the ones who will reassure literally every other panel how ‘pakka‘ their vote is, but will vote for someone else when the time comes.
The Zabardasti ke siyasat Dan.
These are the overly efficient supposed ‘visionaries’ who will somehow link literally EVERY other thing with some kind of a political move. Two people are randomly found talking to each other? *iss may zarur koi siyasat hy* you’re meeting with the opposite panel in a friendly manner *iss may bi siyasat hy* you’re trying to drink water? *siyasat hy* Cafe ke khanay main namak kam hy? *siyasat hy* you’re constipated? *siyasat* your uncle’s 2nd cousins daughter is getting married? *still siyasat*, so yeah.
The ones who love gossip
These are the people observing everything from the sidelines, never pledging allegiance to anyone. These people just want to know WHAT is going on and where so that they can discuss it. These are also a bit dangerous considering the fact that they somehow almost always know pretty much everything.
Just like chauray, Phuppos are also found in abundance here at TIP, basically all phuppos do is, hear stuff and create rumours and make friends and groups fight amongst themselves. Phuppos are BAD.. don’t be a phuppo.
The brainwashers Beware of these. They will be sweet they will smile at you, they will charm their way through stuff, they’ll say exactly what you want to hear and they will make the other panel sound like a bunch of villains so yeah. Don’t be brainwashed.
The ones who know nothing.
These people don’t care who wins and who loses because they don’t care about TISF which ultimately means they don’t give a damn about TIP. Be a chaura or a phuppo or anything just don’t be one of these lifeless bunch and DO NOT waste your vote,that is literally the worst thing you can possibly do right now.