The Water situation.

Have you ever seen those huge lizard looking creatures in TIP? They’re a prominent part of TIPs wildlife which btw also includes snakes,scorpions, atleast a dozen types of weird looking bees and the list goes on.


Anyways the point was, the aforementioned giant lizard creatures *called a goo or something in urdu* well one of them was found dead in a water tanker according to our sources.


And co incidentally at the same time, a lot of students, mostly the ones from hostel but some day scholars as well have been facing SEVERE diarrhea and everyone,aware of the situation aren’t even thinking about drinking water from the water coolers these days. Everyone is either bringing their own water or buying mineral water bottles from cafe a Continue reading “The Water situation.”

Freshmen gala yaay or nahh ?

This Article is a submission by a first year student from FDM, Aliza tariq. here is to hoping she keeps writing and we get more writers from first year. 

Ok , so finally the event which had created so much buzz among the tipian’s has passed taking all the curiosity , excitement and for some people anxiety i.e in case of girls ” kya pehnein ge ? kapre hi nae heinnn!! ” . Now Lets dig right into the pros and cons shall we ?
Pros :
1. The setup : the stage was perfect , felt like grand performances were going to be executed ( ahem , note that i said felt like )
2. The fireworks : especially the ones near the lake side
3. The sound system : added perfectly to the thrill .

Not being biased or anything but i have to put this one in.
4. Hunain : the way he managed everything deserves appreciation.

5. Bss aur kya likhun ab ?

For people who get offended easily proceed at your own risk( this is your cue to leave if u want to ) , blunt content ahead.
Decided to stay ? K then ,here goes nothin
1. The hosts : they didn’t come across entertaining at all and weren’t able to connect with the crowd , i suppose a bit more enthusiasm was needed .
2.the performances : ” preparation ? Whats that ?” This was exactly the idea behind it. Especially the group dances felt like sitting at a desi wedding ( ab to woh bhi isay ache hotay hein )
3. The awam : keeping the ancient trends of tip which to me according to their actions was portrayed as ” ganay nae dena itna zada shor krna hai k performer bichara insulted feel kre or stage se neeche utar jae ” ek adhi achi performance thi bhi to we werent able to enjoy it . Excluding the hooting whistling and clapping in this but those air horns , unapologetically i have to say were a cheap move . Performers chahiye bhi aur phir sunain bhi nae dena wahh !

On a serious note, overall it was a night to remember having its own pros and cons . Kudos to the TISF team for pulling this event .
And agr koi cheez buri lagi ho to , try to keep a broaden mind

Back to school … oh sorry i meant university.

It’s already the second week of classes *If you count the Eid holidays that is* of the NEW academic year in TIP and needless to say, everyone’s either absolutely thrilled *haha* about it. Or at least they are acting like it. *ab tau rona aata hy*
The second years are trying to enjoy being a senior, the third years are wishing and hoping it gets better, the fourth years are doing whatever it is that fourth years do before thesis starts and lastly the FIRST years, the becharay freshies are probably lost somewhere between, excited, terrified and a serious case of ‘what have I done to myself’ We all know because, been there done that yo!

Anyways there have been some really big changes around here. A lot of new faculty members have joined our ship, some very old and very renowned people *design walay* have left, then three’s the new batch which according to a lot of people from faculty is one of the BETTER batches we’ve had In past some years *ham main kaantay lagay thay kya? :'( *, so we’ll just wait and see how true that is, we are also waiting to see what the recently elected TISF has in store for us, will it have some success to ‘make TIP great again’ or will it end up being a disappointment, and this year also has in store for us what seems to be TIPs favorite thing as of late, RESTRICTIONS AND RULES! AND EVEN MORE RESTRICTIONS AND RULES!! YAYY!

From the impending social media ban rumors, the countless messages and huge ‘ragging is banned’ posters *not so new but more on that later*, the good old Hostel stay/ ‘night events’ ban *qaumi khel ban gaya hy ye tau TIP ka* and some other ‘bans’ that were supposed to be but haven’t been initiated … YET, so this year is looking to be a tough one but hopefully things will get better down the road.

Also I’d like to give the freshies a very warm welcome and let them know that this is a platform open to everyone so they can say and talk about ANYTHING TIP related at all, so whether you’re having trouble adjusting in TIP or there’s something else bugging you, Just write about it and send it to me and voila! you’ll feel instantly better … jk you won’t, you’ll probably still go through that ‘adjusting period’ but hey at least you’ll be putting it out there and that really counts for something so yeah jokes aside I really hope and wish your stay here is as awesome as you expected. Cheers.

Types of people you will find in TIP, during Elections.

#TISFElections2k16 #TheHypeIsReal

So, Elections eh? That’s probably all you’ve been hearing for DAYS , every other person is talking about elections and they’re being discussed on every table. And I, as usual have been doing some observing the way people act during elections. I have very carefully classified them into different groups. Before going any further I have to say, although I won’t be taking any names this one is probably going to offend some people soo yeah, take it all with a grain of salt.

The chauray

These are a very commonly found species in TIP, every other person here, is basically a chaura.. It’s like we have a never ending Olympiad of being chaura going on where every other person, little or big, black or white, junior or senior, students or even some of the management and faculty *please don’t get offended* will be giving epic displays of the said chaurapan. but when it comes to election,you can identify them easily as they will be will be laughing, making fun of the opposition panel/candidate, passing sarcastic remarks and acting like they’ve won the elections already.

The Diplomats

These are the ones who will reassure literally every other panel how ‘pakka‘ their vote is, but will vote for someone else when the time comes.

The Zabardasti ke siyasat Dan.

These are the overly efficient supposed ‘visionaries’ who will somehow link literally EVERY other thing with some kind of a political move. Two people are randomly found talking to each other? *iss may zarur koi siyasat hy* you’re meeting with the opposite panel in a friendly manner *iss may bi siyasat hy* you’re trying to drink water? *siyasat hy* Cafe ke khanay main namak kam hy? *siyasat hy* you’re constipated? *siyasat* your uncle’s 2nd cousins daughter is getting married? *still siyasat*, so yeah.

The ones who love gossip

These are the people observing everything from the sidelines, never pledging allegiance to anyone. These people just want to know WHAT is going on and where so that they can discuss it. These are also a bit dangerous considering the fact that they somehow almost always know pretty much everything.

The ‘phuppos’

Just like chauray, Phuppos are also found in abundance here at TIP, basically all phuppos do is, hear stuff and create rumours and make friends and groups fight amongst themselves. Phuppos are BAD.. don’t be a phuppo.

The brainwashers Beware of these. They will be sweet they will smile at you, they will charm their way through stuff, they’ll say exactly what you want to hear and they will make the other panel sound like a bunch of villains so yeah. Don’t be brainwashed.

The ones who know nothing.

These people don’t care who wins and who loses because they don’t care about TISF which ultimately means they don’t give a damn about TIP. Be a chaura or a phuppo or anything just don’t be one of these lifeless bunch and DO NOT waste your vote,that is literally the worst thing you can possibly do right now.

Ghazal night.

Finally, something awesome.

BANG!!  what an event last weekend, almost everyone there loved it and it was met with a hugely positive response from everyone from students bringing their families and friends to faculty too.  It was all kinds of awesome, also it gives you something of a special feel when ALMOST every person *except a few* has put in some effort to look good and they actually succeed at doing so, and don’t end up making a joke of themselves *ouch this sounds rude*.


The venue was good, the performers outdid themselves the food *the biryani and feerni* was better than expected and almost everything else about that event was an A.


The night which started with a beautiful hamd ‘wohi khuda hy’ and ended with a good ol’ dama dam mast qalandar dhamaal, had so much happen,in between,including that random weird guy who decided to go Michael Jackson+the infamous badnam munni all over the arena and quite literally made people wonder what exactly the kind of stuff exactly has he been smoking and more importantly WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CREATURE AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM. I would’ve taken notes of every song and every ghazal sang by the performers but I was busy enjoying everything around me so I couldn’t. If anyone remembers the songs and ghazals please mention in the comments for those who missed it.

This event was organised in the city and the venue was at a very easy-to-get-to location thus the fact that many people that you wouldn’t usually find at events were there too, although it kept reminding me of the absolutely magnificent amphitheater we have at our campus that is used for God-knows-what *you do know what I mean* purposes and I in my two years here, have yet to witness it in its glory but considering the fact that our ‘awam’ tends to be lazy when events are held at the campus you really have no one to blame but the ‘awam’ itself.  Here is to hoping that we get a musical event such as this one at OUR campus.. SOON.

The best thing about this event was the overwhelming response by the faculty, the president and Dean sahab too.  So much that the latter was even seen encouraging and almost literally dragging students for dhamaal and I think that’s the kind of spirit we need from them for every event.

Coming soon: The games.

The games are about to begin.  *suspenseful music in the background*


You have probably been noticing some weird things lately in TIP and we all know what it is.

No, I’m absolutely not talking about the OH-SO-AMAZING batch of juniors we’ve had this time, frankly I think it’s VERY rude that you actually thought I was talking about them, I’m not talking about the infamous hostel ghost stories,  neither am I talking about some of the ‘GROWN UPS’ we have at our Institute who are getting weirder looking by day, anyways back to the point, yes! The weird thing.

I’m talking about the fact that everyone is being so nice to each other these days, people who don’t normally talk to each other will be found sitting together, and doing..  things together. people who might have even been rude to you at some point are now probably not being so rude. So what is it, you must have have wondered and most probably already know the answer, but just for the sake of drama let’s do it MY way. 


So what is up with everyone?  Has humanity finally decided to have some humanity?  Has the government made new laws against being rude?  Is everyone smoking some really good stuff and getting high alot these days, thus the niceness? Or Is it a world created by your imagination and nothing is real?


The answer is, NONE OF THE ABOVE, its just that the TISF ELECTIONS 2K16, the Game of thrones, the TIPs version of demolition derby, where many go in, but only the strongest come out alive, is about to start.


The most exciting time of the year when everyone gets to feel important, is here and Boy oh boy is it going to be sweet. Fresh Rumours are coming in every day and these elections might just shaping up to be one of the best, most competitive ones we’ve had in recent memory, panels are going to be complicated this time, on one hand there is a strong chance that we might get to see more than two candidates for certain posts and some may even be thinking about rolling the dice once AGAIN, and on the other there are some dark horses in the race, some candidates that upon hearing your immediate response will be “that guy?  Seriously who is gonna vote for him??” , and some horses who are telling everyone they’re not interested in the race but anyone with a functioning brain can see, they WILL be a part of it.


This will be all for now, but this is just one of the many posts to come regarding the elections , so yeah buckle up! because this is going to be a VERY fun ride.


Continue reading “Coming soon: The games.”

Internet? nah i live in the hostel,never heard of it.

An article about hostelites, that hostelites will  most probably not get to read.


I recently had a chance to stay at the hostel for a night and came across some major complains from the hostelites so I thought, what the hell ! let’s write about it.

Among a dozen of daily life problems, The Internet is probably the biggest one they have right now. Our campus has WiFi ‘Internet’ everywhere *or so they say*, but the situation is way more difficult for hostilities than you may think.

Apparently the Internet goes down quite often for some reason, it happens after almost every day or two, And surprise surprise! they don’t have anyone taking care of that so the ‘inmates’ are left to run the WiFi of the ‘asylum’, Mohammad Awais of Amm2 knows a little about the Internet stuff,therefore whenever it goes down everyone at the hostel turn to him for help, he walks all the way from hostel to the main gate of TIP to get a guard who’d then open the door of academic block for him, he then goes upstairs to fix the Internet and then finally goes back to hostel, the whole process takes an hour or two atleast, it’s not even his job but he has to do it because obviously, there isn’t another way. Anyways the other day he went to the main gate and the guards said they can’t open the campus area for him since they get scolded by the admin manager for opening it without permission, extremely upset over this situation he stated, and I quote;

‘Mera kaam bi nai hy tab bi karta hoon, yahan pagal nai baithe hain ham, khud to banda hire nai kia hua koi, ham Apni madad aap karain to usmay bi maslay, ye sab khud yahan ruk ke dekhain do Din in ko Pata chalay ga ham kaise reh rahe hain ‘

I stayed there for a day and either the Internet didn’t work at all and even if it did work I assure you my grandmother could probably run faster than our Internet and I am not even being funny here. Now on to the most obvious replies you will get from some of the people responsible for this, the evergreen justification of ‘excessive downloading’ and too much devices being used *because apparently the 20th century still hasn’t ended here *, which always worked but it won’t anymore since the daily data for all devices is monitored and if it exceeds the limit the device gets blocked. Now it may sound like I’m talking about a military Academy Here but I really am not. It’s TIPs awesome hostel ladies and gentlemen.